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15+ Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh

Sometimes you just need a good laugh to turn your day around. Here are 15+ funny quotes and funny sayings.

Funny Quotes | Humorous Quotes
Funny Quotes | Humorous Quotes

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15+ Funny Quotes | Humorous Quotes for a Laugh

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin

“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love.,” – Robert Fulghum

“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

“If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.” – Bill Vaughan

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.” – Rita Mae Brown

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams

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“I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson | Funny Quotes

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” – Norman Wisdom

“Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.” – Ozzy Osbourne | Short Funny Quotes

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

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“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain | Funny Sayings

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!” – Billy Connolly

“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” – Jerry Seinfeld

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” – Mark Twain

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